Gueto's Ghetto

Today I decided to let all of you in on a few of my secrets, because frankly you need it. I've seen alot of you wannabe playas out there tryin to shmack and yack these hoes and it's sad man, so here are a few pointers for you to keep in mind.

1. Always call your girls hunny, babe, trick, or something else sweet like that. That way you don't have to worry about learning their real names, and believe me this saves you from alot of drama.

2. When it comes time to smack some sense into a girl always aim alittle high, a bruised eye is much easier to cover-up than a fat lip.

3. Take the girls to Target before a big night out, there is something about Target that gets them fired up, trust me women love Target.

4. You must always have a feather in your pimpin hat, a matching suit (preferably orange or purple), and an ivory cane. Especially when you are out at Village Inn at 3 in the morning going over the night's action.

5. You must drive a fo-do volvo, or a pimped out money green caddie. That's more of a rule than a guideline really.

Well there it is, if those rules don't help you out playa than there isn't any hope fer ya.

Love live the G-Squad

-Gueto