Welcome to Ask Gueto!

Whasssssssssssssssup? Over the past couple weeks I have been recieving alot of letters from people just like you that have been asking me for advice on various subjects. So I have decided to reply to these letters on the website so that my wisdom can be shared with everyone at once. If you need assistance with a difficult subject let me try and help. I have also asked Master Yoda to help me with the letters so look for his pearls of wisdom as well. Oh and we also have pictures of hot chicks along one side.... No reason really, I just thought it looked cool.

	Dear Gueto, My name is Cynthia and I am wrinting because I think that you are so hot. I am totally hung up on you, I don't know what to do. I need you in my life Gueto. My question is, are these feelings normal? Will they go away? Please help me Gueto. Love, Cynthia Cynthia, I get at least 5 letters like this everyday. I know that I am dead sexy but you wonderful ladies can't let yourself get hung up on my like this. I'm a G-Squader baby, I'm a ramblin guy, I'll break your heart. So in answer to your questions, are these feelings normal, Yes they are Cynthia, don't worry about that. Will they go away, probably not, you will always harbor a burning desire for me. But there is something you can do, there is a Gueto lover's support group and I am going to have then get in touch with you to help you through this hard time. Best of Luck, Gueto
	Dear Gueto, Ah yeah, My name is FatCat and ah I was wonderin if pimpin is as easy as you and the G-Squad make it look? FAtCAt Well FatCat I'm sure you've heard on TV "Don't try this at home." The same rule pertains to the G-Squad pimpin. We are trained professionals, and we have a natural pimpin skill. For someone like yourself to break into the pimpin game you need to start slow, one ho at a time, and build yourself a name and a business. Once people start to fear you then you have started to reach the big time. And always remember Pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary. Gueto
	Dear Gueto, I have been very depressed lately. My woman left me and my job is not very secure. I was wondering if you could give me some words of adivce to help me through my depression. Thanks, George George, I hate to get letters like these. It hurts to think that you are out there somewhere depressed and alone. I don't think there are any words I could say that would console you, so I'm going to turn this one over to Mater Yoda. Woman you have not, work you soon will have not. Life you have, forget woman and work you will, never forget life I think. Live life to the fullest you will, umm? Yoda
	Dear Gueto, What is the perfect time to wait between the telling of a joke and the delivery of the punchline? Jay Leno Jay, A second and a half. Gueto
That's it for this week peeps. write in with your questions and problems and we will do everything we can to help ya. Don't miss our exclusive interview with the one and only T-Dogg from the G-Squad tomorrow in the ghetto.
This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.