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Whasssssssssssssssup? It's time for week two of Ask Gueto so sit back, relax, and peep all this knowledge. Unfortunatly due to a hotchick shortage in the greater Ghetto and Cville Area I am not allowed to waste hot chicks anymore, so I had to reuse the hot chicks from last week, but don't worry they are still very hot. Sorry, if this shortage ever ends believe me you'll be the first to know.

	Yo Gueto, You are such a stud and all that I was just wondering if you have ever been on tour with a band? I know you kick it live with Dre, Dogg, and Eminem I was just wondering if you would ever think about coming on tour with us (I hear your roommate last year was a stud) he said you were a fanatic fan of ours. If you ever want to come on tour give me a call. Later, "Mark McGrath" Mark, This is a wonderful question. I have been on tour both solo and in various groups. Oh and just to clear the air, while it is true I kink it with my homies Dre, and Dogg, I would never chill with that punk b*tch Eminem. I toured in my younger days as a memeber of Manudo and I have been known to wear my outfits from that wonderful tour even today. I also toured as Pimpmast Flash, most people mispronounce the name Pimpmaster but it was originally Pimpmast. Of course I am now with the G-Squad and I must say that they are the most talented people I have ever worked with. Thanks for you letter Mark. Your homedogg, Gueto P.S. And yes my roomate last year was a stud, I hear they call him the hammer now er something, I'm not sure why.
	Whassssssssup Gueto, Hey Gueto this is the Whasssssssup guys and we were wondering if there is anything that we could do to help your site out. Just let us know man I'm sure we can find the time. Thanks, Whasssup Guys Dear Whassssup Guys I hate to tell you guys this but your 15 minutes is up. Sure you had a good run of it but there is just nothing left for you in the business. Your whassssup commercials are about to go the way of Gumby. Sorry fellas but I don't work with has-beens. But you might want to try over at Grantdogg's Doghouse (Sorry that was just for the weener remark in the Guestbook hehe) Best of Luck Gueto
	Dear Gueto, I was just writing to let you know how I am doing. I wrote in before talking about how depressed I was. Well thanks to master Yoda's advice I have begun to feel much better and I just wanted to thank you all. God Bless, George George, This is wonderful news Master Yoda and I are very glad to hear you are doing better. In fact Mater Yoda would like to tell you a little sumthin himself. Feel better you do. Much life I sense in you still. At my next movie see you I will, umm? Yoda
	Dear Gueto, What is the perfect time to wait between the telling of a joke and the delivery of the punchline? Jay Leno Jay, If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times man. A second and a half! Gueto
That's it for this week peeps. write in with your questions and problems and we will do everything we can to help ya. Don't miss our exclusive interview The Hammer himself BIG E, a founding member of the infamous G-Squad, tomorrow in the ghetto.
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