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Whasssssssssssssssup? It's time for the third exciting installment of Ask Gueto, you know you can't wait so just get to reading the letters, aight? While we are still experiencing a Hott Chick shortage here in the Ghetto and Cville Area, things are looking up if ya know what I mean, and I'm sure a few of you do. I do still have to reuse the hot chicks though, it's aight though, they are only slightly dirty now...

ASK GUETO any kind of crazy question you want and he'll answer it baby

	Dear Gueto, I am a hottie chick. I saw you last week crusin' c-ville in your fo do Volvo, and I have a question for you. You are hot and all but I wanna know,... Who was that fly-booty brotha ridin' shotgun!?! You gots to get me the hook-up! Now! Sincerly, Imma Hottie Dear Imma Well sweetness, while my usual pimpin partner, and fellow freestylist is BW, and my homediggity Jojo is back from the army, and they are both fly-booty brothas, I believe that the G you are talking bout is Grandmaster C, aka Cody, he actually is my brotha and I'm sure he would love to get the hook up wit a hottie like you. Cody also has a new clothing line coming out in the fall so be on the look out for that. DOn't worry babe, I'll try and get you the digits. Gueto
	Dear Gueto, Hi Gueto this is Britney Spears I'm out here on tour and I just wanted to write to say hi to all of the peeps in the Ghetto... and to say that I miss you Gueto. The time that we spent together was magical and I can't wait until I can see you again. I think about you all the time, and last night at my show I even said your name during one of my songs. Give me a call and let me know when I can see you again, please. Love, Britney Dear Britney Oh Baby Baby, how was you supposed to know right? Well I tried to tell you, I tried to tell you that you would get hooked.. everyone does. Maybe you can stop by again and see me sometimes, but I warning you it will only get worse. We'll just have to see if you get to ride around in the fo do Volvo again or not baby.... it kinda depends on how many albums you sell between now and they. Gueto
	Dear Gueto, Hey man, I was just wondering what it is like to be adored by millions. It must be hard to live in the spot light like you do huh? I also wanted to say that I love your site, but I want more hottie chicks. Richard Greko Richard, It is very hard to live in the spotlight 24/7. But you get by... one day at a time. It seems that people can only feel 2 ways about a pimp like me. They can love ya, or they can hate ya. The enlightened ones out there love me, and who can blame them, but the playa hatas just wanna see me fall. Well it ain't gonna happen cause I got the G-Squad behind me baby. That's what it is like to live the life of Gueto da Killa Pimp, constantly lookin over your shoulder, constantly wondering who is waitin around the next corner. Thanks for your praise about the site man, I am wokring on a new deal to get more hottie chicks on here but we'll just have to see. Oh and nice cameo in Night at the Roxberry, hurtin for work huh? It's alright brother, we still love 21 Jump street around here. Peace Gueto
	Dear Gueto, Is it alright for a comedian to tell jokes that are off color? Jay Leno P.S. Would you use for example, mothasucka or a more white term? Jay, Well Jay that is up to each persons own sense of creativity and expression. Yes I would mothasucka, it just sounds better. Gueto
That's it for this week peeps. write in with your questions and problems and we will do everything we can to help ya. Don't miss our exclusive MYSTERY interview tomorrow. It's a mystery simply because I haven't interviewed anyone yet....
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