Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

AN ALL NEW Ask Gueto, awaits inside

Story Time with Gueto

Peep the WWW Interview with BRITNEY SPEARS

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up.... Sorry, it was hottie overload... I mean all the pics of Sarah Michelle, I just couldn't help it. I think I've been sitting here sayin what's up over and over for at least 3 hours. Well now that I'm better I guess I'll start the news. Today we have a brand spankin new edition of Ask Gueto, so make sure you check that out. I also have some personal news. I was in a celebrity stock car race last night that was run for a charity that is very dear to my heart, you see I do alot of work with unwed mothers... but that's a different story. Anyways check HERE for a rundown of all the racing action. I also have some news about my canadicy. As you know I am runnin for president on the Pimpin Purists Party's ticket. I would just like to state that while I only yesterday announced that I was running I have already been contacted by a number of sponsers. So keep spreading the word, together we can make a difference. NEWS FLASH Today is Ask Gueto day so go here and check it out. If you missed it yesterday then check out Gueto's interview with Britney Spears right now! Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Things that suck, things that suck..... You know what this column is starting to suck. It's really pretty dang hard to come up with new sucky things everyday, maybe I'm just to much of an optimist. So I am going to ask you crazy peeps, what sucks? Let me know by emailin me here if I use your sucky thing then I'll give you points.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday, was Britney day in the Ghetto. Not only was Britney Spears the Daily Hot Chick but I also had the honor to interview her. I have, unfortunatly, been unable to interview today's gorgeous girl Sarah Michelle Gellar but word is it could happen, so look for it in the weeks to come. Yes, there is a third pic of Sarah for all you crazy people, you didn't think I'd let you down did you?.

Crazy Random Quote Hey, Hey, Hey, it's fat Gueto, and it's quote time! I must say you people are getting good at this. Yesterday's quote was answered by two seperate people within 6 minutes of each other. But since there was only two right answers I can't give points to the top three now can I? So the only point winner for yesterday is Cody aka Og_Rednek Good job homes, and since it is Crazy Mad Points week you get 19.7 points! Hang in there everyone you could be next, and you know you want that sur-prise on August 24th, and you might even get a little sumthun extra if ya know what I'm saying. Today's crazy quote is from a song sung by the sister to one of my all time favorite artists. I need the name of the singer and the song title today peeps, So get to emailin me the answers, if you get it right today you might just get one of those left over Hickeys. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...we go deep, and we don't get no sleep, cause we be up all night, till the early liiiight"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.