Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? Ask Gueto, he knows

Story Time with Gueto part duex

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Check out the CRAZY NEW QUESTION at the Message Board this one is important people.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. I finally got some sleep last night... oh yeah, 9 glourious hours of sleep, It was soo nice. Now I'm ready for our Thru, Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri Party Marathon. But first I would like to let you in on a little something. I have recently discovered Ebay and while I usually don't like crazy mainstream stuff like that I must say that Ebay is the BombDiggity. Just the other day I bought on of the coolest NES games ever, Lode Runner, for $1.25, I had to pay more for shipping than for the game. Just letting you all know bout it in case you want to buy me some old school Nintendo games for my birthday on August 29th(shameless plug). Oh and make sure you check in tomorrow, not only will we have part 3 of Story Time with Gueto but I will also reveal my plan to bring TRL to it's knees. NEWS FLASH Crazy Cool new DUncan news over there in Countess Micah's Corner ch, che, check it out.... I shouldn't have bought those turntables, now I'm scratchin while I talk too. I still like Eminem's new song "The way I am", I know it's crazy... maybe it's the lack of sleeep. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Ok this sucks. I had the site almost done for today and the FREAKIN POWER WENT OUT. STUPID ELECTRIC COMPANYGAY. Excuse me while I go and save this real quick.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick, Daisy Fuetes was quite nice, and today's fine lady is no different. Lara Flyn Boyle is an actress on the TV show The Practice and she's pretty hot... that is all.

Crazy Random Quote The Glory days of the Crazy Random Quote are back baby, yeah! You guys have been doing a grrrreat job lately and I think you should all give yourselves a pat on the back. Yesterday's quote was answered quite promptly by RosellaJo aka Joey but it was also answered by OSUBoy aka Kyle. There was just one problem, you see the quote was actually from Terminator 2: Judgement Day but Kyle sent in that it was from The Wizard of Oz.. I also got answers of Aladin, and The little Mermaid from other people but they couldn't compete with The Wizard of Oz? ... So I decided to give Kyle MORE points for the wrong answer just because it was so dang funny. Good job man..heheh. Today's quote is actually from a song but I want the Movie that the songs plays in... you'll see what I mean. Make sure you check out the scoreboard to see who is spankin who, and don't forget that our special SUr-Prise Day is coming up on August 24th so get to answerin those questions, today your prize is.... you get to sleep in the haunted barn... that's a prize, really.. I swear. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. ".....Damn it feels good to be a Gangster." Email me here to answer this wonderful quote.

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.