Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? Ask Gueto, he knows

Ohhh Yeah, Story Time with Gueto, can ya dig it?

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Check out the CRAZY NEW QUESTION at the Message Board this one is important people.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Whazzzzup? It's friday!!! It's not just any friday though.... it is also my last day of work baby, yeah! I am kinda excited, can you tell? I'm also quite tired... but I'm sure everyone is sick of hearing about that. Today we have the third riviting installment in the Epic tale of Gueto over in the Story Time with Gueto section, so make sure you check it out. I would also like to take this time to bid farwell to my "office" here at CP Industries....... goodbye 115 degree heat, goodbye dust, goodbye dirt, goodbye 115 degree heat, goodbye loud as hizeck machines, goodbye waking up at 6:30...FOREVER, and finally I would like to say goodbye to my Bossman Mister Calvin Dean Pollet, CEO. Without him, paying for his own dot com that I could "borrow" and paying for me to work this summer, this wonderful site would not be possible. The updates this next week will be hit or miss, you'll just have to check.. the ghetto won't have another solid home until the 21st when we move into a posh Dorm Room in the Tulsa Ghetto....ahh a pimps life for me. So Check back next week, and until then....PEace Out. NEWS FLASH There is no DUncan news yet today.... go figure no news in DUncan...but if there is an update I'll get it on here for everyone. I sit back with this pack a zig-zags and this bag a this weed, it gives me the stuff needed to be the most meanest M.C. on this.. on this earth.... Ok I'm just going to say it...Eminem is cool... but I'm not buying his CD. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. PSSHSHSH this is the last day of work NOTHING SUCKS.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick, Lara Flyn Boyle while hot, was not very well known by alot of you, or me for that matter, but since I'm not sure how long today's page will be up I have decided to go with a crowd favorite. Keri Strug is quite ho... .no sorry I couldn't even finish that sentence... let's try this again. Keri Russell aka Felcity, is a verrry hot lady, and I know that there are those of you out there that are in love with this girl so I figured she would be a good choice for the weekend Hottie Chick. Yes, there is another pic of her, and this one is a bikini pic. Enjoy.

Crazy Random Quote Yesterday was a very exciting day here in the quote section. I had numerous answers for the quote and I also had one letter dissin me for not knowing my movies. Well listen here people I KNOW MY MOVIES. If a certian someone can prove to me that The Tin Man says "come with me if you want to live" to Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz then I will give that person and Kyle 100 points.. REAl points that you get to keep, they aren't from crazy canada and worth nothing and they won't turn into apples, now let's see if someone can do it. Ok now that's taken care of... our lovely winners from yesterday are Cody aka Og_Rednek, JanaD and once again Joey aka Rosella Jo congrats to everyone and keep up the good work. Today's crazy quote is gonna be hard since it will be here all weekend, but it is a movie quote so I'm sure you crazy peeps will get it. Make sure you check out the scoreboard to see who is spankin who, and don't forget that our special SUr-Prise Day is coming up on August 24th so get to answerin those questions, today your prize is.... an autographed G-Squad 8x10 Glossy, Long Live the G-Squad. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. ".....I'm having an old friend for dinner." Email me here to answer this wonderful quote.

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.