Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

AN ALL NEW Ask Gueto, awaits inside

Story Time with Gueto

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Well howdy patrons. We have a special little sumthin for you today, a world exclusive interview with his e-nees himself, BIG E. Make sure you swing by the WWW Interview and check out Big E in all his Big Glory. I also have some news about my canadicy. As you know I am runnin for president on the Pimpin Purists Party's ticket. I would just like to state that while I have only recently announced that I am running I have already been contacted by a number of sponsers. So keep spreading the word, together we can make a difference. NEWS FLASH Today is WWW Interview day and it is with the one, the only, BIG E!!! If you missed Ask Gueto yesterday than you better get to checkin it out now right here. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Things that suck, things that suck..... NOT SWIMMING AT THE RANCH SUCKS BIG TIME!!! AMANDA WE NEED TO GO SWIMMING YOU MUST TAKE US WE WILL PAY YOU!! Yeah and this column still sucks, and you people aren't helping very much, so get to it. It really is hard to come up with new sucky things everyday, maybe I'm just to much of an optimist. So I am going to ask you crazy peeps, what sucks? Let me know by emailin me here if I use your sucky thing then I'll give you points.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's, Hot Chick Sarah Michelle Gellar was amazing to say the least but today I want to introduce a little lady that I doubt many of you have seen before. Kim Smith, aside from having the same name as my aunt, is very HOTT. I don't actually know anything else about her, except I heard she is going to swim out at the Ranch sometime this week, sure would be nice to go swimming huh?

Crazy Random Quote People, People. I am disappointed again, can't you people read my mind yet? Nobody got the quote yesterday, I am shocked and appauled. The Title of the song is in the quote!!! Yes it is a Janet Jackson song, and the title of the song is in the quote!!! (And yes I know I said that twice, I'm just trying to make it stick). So get to emailin ME the answers, if you get it right today you might just get one of those left over Hickeys and a sensual Massage. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...we go deep, and we don't get no sleep, cause we be up all night, till the early liiiight"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.