Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

AN ALL NEW Ask Gueto, awaits inside

Story Time with Gueto

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Whasssssssup!? It's another wonderful day here in the Ghetto. As usual all kinds of crazy things have been going on but I can't write most of that stuff in here so I'll have to sift through it all until I find something approiate.... I'll let you know what I find. Crazy new Presidential news today. The Pimpin Purists Party held their national convention last night in Omaha and I was offically named as the Pimpin Canidate. During my speech I also announced my running mate, the Ol' Dirty Bastard. Here is a picture taken during that historic moment, click on it for a bigger view. NEWS FLASH Yesterday was WWW Interview day and if you missed it, shame on you. BIG E will not be happy!!! If you missed Ask Gueto Tuesday than you better get to checkin it out now right here. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Not swimming after making a big deal about it on your website sucks.... But something else that sucks is tofu, who the heck came up with tofu? Why would make something so nasty, and then name it tofu? You would think that you would give it an appealing name, like Sobe, tastes like old sweat, but it's got a cool name. Ohh no they couldn't at least give it a nice name they called it tofu, sometimes I feel sorry for the poor stuff... Yeah that sucks.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's, Hot Chick Kim Smith, not my aunt by the way, Was a welcome addition to the hallowed hot chick halls, but today we have another hot chick, go figure. Today we have none other than Cameron Diaz an extremely hotchemama that is doing quite well for herself in hollywood, I wouldn't know personally because I never have the time to watch movies but you know how it is. Here is another pic of this lovely lady. Enjoy (I still think she looks like Jade)

Crazy Random Quote I can't believe you people, no one got the quote again, no one, that is, except for Janet Jackson herself. I would like to personally thank Janet for coming to the site and for answering her own quote. Say hi to Mike for me. Now you people better shape up here pretty quick or there will be NO SUR-PRISE for you. You'll just get an alligator er something. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "....whatever we think of, if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, so empty your heads we've only got one shot at this." Email me here to answer this wonderful quote.

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.