Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Be careful, because Ask Gueto, awaits inside

AN ALL NEW Story Time with Gueto

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Well today's news is an update to the G-Squad Tour Dates. Our first tour the "GIO in the City" tour will kick off in none other that T-Town itself on October 31. Oh yeah it's gonna be a crazy mad night of thrills, chills, and excitment. I know you can't wait, so check back here as tickets go on sale Sept. 1 Crazy new Presidential news today. As we closed the doors on this year's Pimpin Purists Party national convention we had a wonderful pimpin party to commerate the occasion. The Ol' Dirty Bastard, pictured below with me, sang some heartwarming songs for the amassed crowd of pimps and playas. Janet Jackson also stopped by to sing some of her new songs and to show off her crazy dance moves. Thanks to everyone who attended and remember to Vote Gueto in November. NEWS FLASH Wednesday was WWW Interview day and if you missed it, shame on you. BIG E will not be happy!!! If you missed Ask Gueto Tuesday than you better get to checkin it out now right here. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. You know what sucks. When you stay up until 1 something, out at the bridge, with bats all flying around the place, and it's hot as heck, and then you have to wake up at 6:30 to go to work. Yeah that sucks!......But it's all in the name of pimpin so it's worth it.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's, Hot Chick Cameron Diaz was ravashing(ok, ok we know I can't spell). She is also like twenty-something, to old for you huh? Well today we have a lovely lady who is only 17 but is still quite hot. LeeLee Sobeiski is best know for her role in "Deep Impact, but I remember her as "the chick that looks exactly like a young Helen Hunt" which is a very good thing. Yeah there is a third pic, a more tasteful pic for all you peeps out there. HERE take it already, dang.

Crazy Random Quote Alrighty, now we're talking. You people are starting to make me proud again. I'm going to start braggin to my friends again about how you people know your movies. Thanks for brightening my day. Yesterday's quote was answered quite promptly by none other than thebrockbottom himself. The Brockster not only had time to answer the quote but he also helped us pimp the ville last night. Good job son. Check out the scoreboard to see how everyone is doing, and remember if you are in the lead on August 24th then you get a special Sur-Prise, like a full body massage er something. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "....Billy Bob, are you gonna go call the dinosaurs?" Email me here to answer this wonderful quote.

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.