Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Be careful, because Ask Gueto, awaits inside

Story Time with Gueto part duex

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Check out the CRAZY NEW QUESTION at the Message Board this one is important people.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Alright, I think it's time we all had a little chat. When I started this crazy site I wanted to be able to update it everyday, this is still my goal. But the weekends just aren't cooperating with me, my homies in the ville know what I'm talking about, the rest of you don't... sorry. But for real doh, you can expect this site to be updated every WEEKDAY and if it is updated on the weekend, it is just an extra special treat. NEWS FLASH Aight today we open another new section to the site. Countess Micah's Corner. Countess Micah is our new hookup for DUncan related NEws. I know, I know, that seems like an oxymoron, DUncan-NEws, but she says she can do it. Anyway check it out at the above link, and email me if you would like to become a Ghetto news reporter for your town or district. JOJO IS BACK That's right everyone the one and only PFC Dean, Joseph is back in the ville ready to chill. So if you are missin your Jojo fix, I'm sure he wouldn't mind alittle email right HERE Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Nothing sucks today......Except I am daaaaaaaaaaaang tired... stupid morning.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Friday's Hot Chick, LeeLee Sobeiski was quite a cutie, that's why I didn't update the site, I liked the pics so much, I swear really that was the reason. Anyways today we have another hottie, go figure, and her name is Jessica Alba. The only thing that I know of here playing in is Idle Hands (A movie that I want to see, but still haven't somehow.) So enjoy the crazy pics, and don't forget to check out your exta bonus pic right HERE

Crazy Random Quote You people really are gaining back my respect. Mostly because of The Brockster but I'm sure you'll take it any way you can get it right? Yesterday's quote was answered, once again, by thebrockbottom. However, upon later review I realized that theBrockster had said this quote the night before wilst playing the movie game. Imagine my embarrasment at posting a quote that had just been used in an open forum. I was mortified, er something. So yeah you only get 4 points for that one man, sorry. Check out the scoreboard to see how everyone is doing, and remember if you are in the lead on August 24th then you get a special Sur-Prise, like a full body massage er something. Two more things. Matt Westerfield also got the quote right so he gets some crazy mad points too, and because of her involvment in the site, Countess Micah is rewarded with 5 kagillion points today. Which puts her waaaaay in the lead, but these points will turn back into apples tonight at midnight so have fun with them while you can babe. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...do we serve water in this Bar? Hell NO H2O!!" Email me here to answer this wonderful quote.

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.