Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? Ask Gueto, he knows

Story Time with Gueto part duex

Peep the WWW Interview with BIG E, oh yeah baby

Check out the CRAZY NEW QUESTION at the Message Board this one is important people.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Sooooooooo Tired... Want to rest my hiney. Howdy folks, it's Tuesday.... Tuesday is Ask Gueto Day... I need a hair cut... I need a nap... I need a nap worse than a hair cut..... Check out Ask Gueto it's new..... That is all. NEWS FLASH Today we have another wonderful thingy..... er something over at Countess Micah's Corner. Make sure you check it out. It's groovy man. And by the way you should email me if you would like to become a Ghetto news reporter for your town or district. A small note here. I have been known to say some mean and dastardly things about Eminem in the past... and while I still think he is insane and that he won't be around very long... I do like his new single. "The way I am", Just wanted to give some props to the man for a job well done. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. NOT SLEEPING. I am so tired that my bed pleaded with me to not wake up this morning... I'm a menace to society, I swear. I also hate when you need a hair cut, but you don't really have 3 hours to sit at George's and wait to get one.... It's especially bad when you reallllly need to take a nap....Maybe I'll wait till tomorrow on the haircut. Yeah that sucks.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick, Jessica Alba was quite nice, if I do say so myself, and I do. Today, however, we have a woman that could qualify as a wonder of the world. Ashley Judd is extremely hott, as everyone knows, but that is not the amazing part.. The amazing part is that she is a Judd, I mean have you seen the rest of the Judd's? Talk about the mailman's kid....

Crazy Random Quote Howdy peeps. It's time for another rousing game of "NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE!!" That's right we have right here for you today a wonderful quote from a cool-daddy movie, and if you answer it. well Bobby tell them what they could win. Well Tom today's lucky contestants could win a BRAND NEW CAR!!!! That's right a brand new never before driven 1971 Pinto. Sorry... I was having one of those I'm a game show host dreams again... I've got to start getting more sleep.. We have two winners from yesterday's Crazy Random Quote. Both Countess Micah and Matt Westerfield sent in the right answer of (drum roll please) Coyote Ugly. Good Job Peeps. Check out the scoreboard to see hoe.. I mean HOW, everyone is doing and remember that August 24th is getting closer everyday, and so is that special sur-prise. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...I don't like the fact that I am 35 playing a 21 year old, I don't like the fact that I have to die naked...the whole shower thing has been done.....Vertigo, HELLO!" Email me here to answer this wonderful quote.

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.