Gueto's Ghetto

Wacky Interviews

I am so excited to bring you all this very special edition of Wacky Weekly Interviews. Oh my gosh I am just about to burst, I'm so excited. This weekend I had the pleasure of interviewing the princess of pop herself Britney Spears. So without any futher delay here it is.

Gueto:
Hello Britney, I would like to start by thanking you for granting me this exclusive interview.
Britney:
Thank you Gueto. It's an honor to be featured on your page.

Gueto:
Oh you're to nice baby. Now down to business. Over the last year you have become incrediably popular and..(Britney inturepts)
Britney:
Yes, while I have become quite famous lately I haven't let it go to my head, I'm still just a down to earth girl.

Gueto:
Well that's nice but that wasn't my question, as I was saying you have become very famous and rich. I was wondering if you have bought any nice things for yourself?
Britney:
Oh, I'm sorry. Umm yes I have bought a few things for myself. Some cars for my family and some houses, stuff like that.

Gueto:
I see, I see. Well there are alot of rumors that are going around lately about you and a certian member of N'Stink getting married. Any truth to these rumors?
Britney:
No, I am not planning on marrying anyone anytime soon. I really don't know they come up with this stuff.

Gueto:
That's what I figured. I knew that a fine woman like yourself wouldn't get caught up in those no talent hacks. Now I've heard that you like to give new comers to the music industry a shot by letting them open for you on tour. Do you have any news on who will be your next opening band?
Britney:
Well actually no, not yet. I'm not starting a new tour until after the new year.

Gueto:
I see. (Gueto turns on a tape of the G-squad) Well might I say that I know of a great boy band called the G-squad. They can dance they can sing they can do it all. And I do mean all.
Britney:
Yeah I've heard some of your music before, you guys do have alot of talent.

Gueto:
Why thank you, you don't know how much that means to me coming from some an amazing artist as yourself.
Britney:
Ahhh that's so sweet Gueto thank you.

Gueto:
(The G-squad GIO song "You and me need to be GIO" comes on in the background). You know I've always wanted to say this to you Britney. You are gorgeous, there is no one else in a 5 mile radius right now that even holds a candle to you. I just had to tell you.
Britney:
Well there is something I want to say to you to Gueto. I have a G-Squad poster that I take with me on tour, I think that you are really handsome.

Gueto:
Why thank you Britney, I don't know what to say. But I have to finish the interview for my readers so, (Gueto with a devilish grin on his face asks) your new song is named lucky, I was wondering if you were feeling lucky?
Britney:
Right now I'm feeling very lucky.

Gueto:
Unfortunatly the rest of this interview is unfit for posting here. But I would like to thank Britney for her time and the effort she "put out" for this interview. I would also like to announce to the G-Squad that we have a few new touring dates after the new year.
Long Live the G-Squad

Gueto: Hello Britney, I would like to start by thanking you for granting me this exclusive interview.	Britney: Thank you Gueto. It's an honor to be featured on your page.
Gueto: Oh you're to nice baby. Now down to business. Over the last year you have become incrediably popular and..(Britney inturepts)	Britney: Yes, while I have become quite famous lately I haven't let it go to my head, I'm still just a down to earth girl.
Gueto: Well that's nice but that wasn't my question, as I was saying you have become very famous and rich. I was wondering if you have bought any nice things for yourself?	Britney: Oh, I'm sorry. Umm yes I have bought a few things for myself. Some cars for my family and some houses, stuff like that.
Gueto: I see, I see. Well there are alot of rumors that are going around lately about you and a certian member of N'Stink getting married. Any truth to these rumors?	Britney: No, I am not planning on marrying anyone anytime soon. I really don't know they come up with this stuff.
Gueto: That's what I figured. I knew that a fine woman like yourself wouldn't get caught up in those no talent hacks. Now I've heard that you like to give new comers to the music industry a shot by letting them open for you on tour. Do you have any news on who will be your next opening band?	Britney: Well actually no, not yet. I'm not starting a new tour until after the new year.
Gueto: I see. (Gueto turns on a tape of the G-squad) Well might I say that I know of a great boy band called the G-squad. They can dance they can sing they can do it all. And I do mean all.	Britney: Yeah I've heard some of your music before, you guys do have alot of talent.
Gueto: Why thank you, you don't know how much that means to me coming from some an amazing artist as yourself.	Britney: Ahhh that's so sweet Gueto thank you.
Gueto: (The G-squad GIO song "You and me need to be GIO" comes on in the background). You know I've always wanted to say this to you Britney. You are gorgeous, there is no one else in a 5 mile radius right now that even holds a candle to you. I just had to tell you.	Britney: Well there is something I want to say to you to Gueto. I have a G-Squad poster that I take with me on tour, I think that you are really handsome.
Gueto: Why thank you Britney, I don't know what to say. But I have to finish the interview for my readers so, (Gueto with a devilish grin on his face asks) your new song is named lucky, I was wondering if you were feeling lucky?	Britney: Right now I'm feeling very lucky.
Gueto: Unfortunatly the rest of this interview is unfit for posting here. But I would like to thank Britney for her time and the effort she "put out" for this interview. I would also like to announce to the G-Squad that we have a few new touring dates after the new year. Long Live the G-Squad