Countess Micah's Corner
This section of the Site is dedicated to DUncan news and is submitted by Countess Micah. I am allowing her complete freedom of expression and all those other unalieably rights... unless I don't like what she send in.. then I change it. Enjoy.
well, guys, there have been no more sightings of escapees from the mental institution...unless you count my aunt who i saw the other day that should be in a mental institution...but that is a whole different springer episode. Unfortunately, DUncan has proven itself to be the boring place that everyone knows it is. there is one thing i would like to let you in on. we are having an all class reunion...that's right folks. every person who has EVER graduated from good ole DUncan high (that is still alive) is going to be at this place. can you even imagine all of the old people that will be at this thing? we will be lucky if we make it through the whole night without some old fella dropping his teeth in the fruit dip. that is (unfortunately) all the news i have for you un-DUncanites out there. if you duncan people would like to contribute news to my little spot, you can email me at micahdawn@hotmail.com. until next time....
Tuesday August 8th
Just when we thought it couldn't get any more exciting here in DUncan, a day
like today comes along and proves us all wrong. let me tell you the tale of
my exciting day. I was awakened early this morning to the light streaming
through my window. this was not the noon sunlight I am used to waking up to,
it was the search light. you see, three escapees from a local mental
institution were on the loose and the cops had chased them to my house. I
had been sleeping through all of the noise and chaos, but news crews had
shown up and all of my friends were arriving to the scene to make sure
everything was okay...it was just like a scene out of a movie. well, the
cops finally caught those crazies. and one of my friends, whom you all know
and love, met a really cute police officer. she said something about him
being her hero or something like that, and then they left together...i
haven't seen either of them all day...well, that's all the news here.
Countess Micah
Monday August 7th
HEY YA'LL! it's just me, countess micah, checkin' in from good ole DUNcan america. As most of you know we get a bad rap because more often than not there is nothing to do here. but, let me fill you in on a secret: finding stuff to keep yourself occupied in a ghost town like DUNcan is an artform that me and my friends have mastered. so, i hope to keep you guys up to date on the coolest happenings in this retirement village I call home.
Tonight we had a festival. ooh...i know it sounds like big fun. but there was no crowd surfing, or kegs (which didn't disappoint me)...it was in the parking lot of our church. we had a big group and some cool bands. For the most part it was a time to talk to a bunch of people you haven't seen in years and sit around on the grass. I must say that there were some cuties in attendance, which made my job as field reporter that much easier. :)
that's really all the news on the homefront, but i will continue to keep you all posted!
peace out,
countess micah
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