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Whasssssssssssssssssssup people? Welcome to the second offical installment of

Wednesday's Wacky Weeky Interviews

. Today's award-winning piece of journalism centers on BIG E the man, the myth, the legend. So sit back and revel in his e-ness. Big E and I met for this interview on a yatch in the south pacific, and exchanged questions sipping on some sizyrup, and watching some lovely dancin ladies. Gueto's questions will be marked in blue and Big E's answers will be marked in red.

Gueto:
You know the drill I'm sure. Would you please state your full name and title?
BIg E:
Erik "Big E" Herron

Gueto:
The word on the street is that you just turned 21, How does it feel? Did you get hammered?
Erik:
I have to admit the word on the street is correct, I did just turn 21. So far nothing feels any different except my Dad keeps telling me "I can tell you have matured since you turned 21, son." No, I did not get hammered.

Gueto:
He's just trying to tell you to move out, don't worry it happens to me all the time. Alrighty are you currently seeing anyone? Or are you still free for all the honeys that are reading this?
Erik:
I am still currently free for the so called "honies" but everyone knows there is only one "honey" for me.

Gueto:
We know that's right don't we folks? Ok, as a member of the infamouse G-Squad, I was wondering if you would like to talk about your involvment in that fine group and your feelings about where the G-Squad is headed in the future?
Erik:
Well you know Gueto, I have barely been involved in the G-Squad over the summer since I have been away but I do believe my involvement in the G-Squad will increase dramatically once I have returned to T-Town. The G-Squad can only improve and become stronger as we overrun the city governments of all small towns surronding Tulsa and use them as our little pawns...Oh wait that's not right, umm, the G-Squad will get better with more member participation.

Gueto:
I see you got the latest memo, mwhahahahaha... Would you like to showcase some of your poppin fresh dance moves for the people at home?..... Very nice... Ohhhh the Hammer.... Electric Slide? that's one of my favorites. Thanks I'm sure everyone loved that. Now how has the summer been treating you?
Erik:
The summer has been great to me. I have met alot of new people and done alot of things. My job is the best. The only drawback is that I haven't seen my fellow G-Squaders very much.

Gueto:
I hear you there homes, that does make it tough to go on, but we get by, one day at a time. From what I hear you are co-founder of a charity group whose soul purpose is to stop the destruction of a "dirt mound". Could you please explain to the peeps out there what this orginization is all about?
Erik:
The "Dirt Mound" is a highly prized cause of mine and my organization has been created to, by any means necessary, stop the destruction of this beautiful and ecologically sound worm preserve. I believe unless you have seen the dirt mound you can not fully understand its place in the community.

Gueto:
It sounds like you are very passionate about it, I wish you luck. Now, I hear you have an ultra elite fighting force of alpine troopers under your command. Any comments on these aligations?
Erik:
No comment. You will be recieving a knock on your door within 24 hours (I suggest you not answer)

Gueto:
I was hoping to catch you off guard with that one, and I'm not worried, I have commandos. Ok then, what is in your wallet right now?
Erik:
$225, some phone numbers, some pictures, some plastic and my lucky coin.

Gueto:
Ahhh the lucky coin, been awhile since I've seen that crazy thing. Sounds like your doing pretty good for yourself in the "coin" department lately what with your dot com companies out there. How are those faring in this bullish fiscal year?
Erik:
My dot coms are struggling due to lack of completion. When I get back to school they shall be up and running for good.

Gueto:
That'll do it I suppose. Ok a serious question now..... Am I to sexy for my shoes?
Erik:
Of course!

Gueto:
I have taught you well. Ok with the G-Squad being a boy band and all I was wondering if you had any touring information for all the groupies out there, or if you would like to belt out a small tune for the honeys?
Erik:
Well currently there are no touring plans but I would love to cover a song by one of me favorite artists Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it On" (hehehhe)

Gueto:
Gooood answer. Now for out last question. You are a very busy man Big E. On top of all these earlier stated groups and businesses you also are the Entertainment director of DUncan. A position givin to you I believe by the owner of DUncan a mister.... Brandon Pollet. What is it like to have some much responsiablity in the town of DUncan, and do you have any big entertainment plans in store?
Erik:
I am highly honored to have obtained this position and I am doing my best to enforce the "Full Fun" policy that I have instituted and it is going very well so far. And by the way BP I haven't recieved my check that you promised me for this job.

Gueto:
Well I'm sure he will have that taken care of shortly, and finally, if you were on a desert island and could only take 2 things, one person, and some jello with you(cause there is always room for jello). What would they be?
Erik:
I would take Pink Bunny and a set of swimming trunks. The person would be, ummmm, I think you know.

Gueto:
You know I do, but I'm not so sure that SuperBitch19 would fare so well on a desert island, his old skin would probably fall off from being in the tool shed for so long. Now in conclusion, do you think that school will be fun this year?
Erik:
Yes. I will not have to share my bed with anybody. And I think you all know what I mean.

Gueto:
Dang mescans.. I mean... nevermind, and to sum it all up do you have any words of wisdom or comments for the peeps out there?
Erik:
"Do not bask in the glow of your own good deeds. You may get a sunburn."

Gueto:
How true that is..... and if that happens only the aloe vera lotion of humility can save you. I would like to thank BIG E for all his crazy time, and I would like to say hi to Yahnasa, one of the dancers on the boat. hehehehhe
Long Live the G-Squad

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.

Gueto: You know the drill I'm sure. Would you please state your full name and title?	BIg E: Erik "Big E" Herron
Gueto: The word on the street is that you just turned 21, How does it feel? Did you get hammered?	Erik: I have to admit the word on the street is correct, I did just turn 21. So far nothing feels any different except my Dad keeps telling me "I can tell you have matured since you turned 21, son." No, I did not get hammered.
Gueto: He's just trying to tell you to move out, don't worry it happens to me all the time. Alrighty are you currently seeing anyone? Or are you still free for all the honeys that are reading this?	Erik: I am still currently free for the so called "honies" but everyone knows there is only one "honey" for me.
Gueto: We know that's right don't we folks? Ok, as a member of the infamouse G-Squad, I was wondering if you would like to talk about your involvment in that fine group and your feelings about where the G-Squad is headed in the future?	Erik: Well you know Gueto, I have barely been involved in the G-Squad over the summer since I have been away but I do believe my involvement in the G-Squad will increase dramatically once I have returned to T-Town. The G-Squad can only improve and become stronger as we overrun the city governments of all small towns surronding Tulsa and use them as our little pawns...Oh wait that's not right, umm, the G-Squad will get better with more member participation.
Gueto: I see you got the latest memo, mwhahahahaha... Would you like to showcase some of your poppin fresh dance moves for the people at home?..... Very nice... Ohhhh the Hammer.... Electric Slide? that's one of my favorites. Thanks I'm sure everyone loved that. Now how has the summer been treating you?	Erik: The summer has been great to me. I have met alot of new people and done alot of things. My job is the best. The only drawback is that I haven't seen my fellow G-Squaders very much.
Gueto: I hear you there homes, that does make it tough to go on, but we get by, one day at a time. From what I hear you are co-founder of a charity group whose soul purpose is to stop the destruction of a "dirt mound". Could you please explain to the peeps out there what this orginization is all about?	Erik: The "Dirt Mound" is a highly prized cause of mine and my organization has been created to, by any means necessary, stop the destruction of this beautiful and ecologically sound worm preserve. I believe unless you have seen the dirt mound you can not fully understand its place in the community.
Gueto: It sounds like you are very passionate about it, I wish you luck. Now, I hear you have an ultra elite fighting force of alpine troopers under your command. Any comments on these aligations?	Erik: No comment. You will be recieving a knock on your door within 24 hours (I suggest you not answer)
Gueto: I was hoping to catch you off guard with that one, and I'm not worried, I have commandos. Ok then, what is in your wallet right now?	Erik: $225, some phone numbers, some pictures, some plastic and my lucky coin.
Gueto: Ahhh the lucky coin, been awhile since I've seen that crazy thing. Sounds like your doing pretty good for yourself in the "coin" department lately what with your dot com companies out there. How are those faring in this bullish fiscal year?	Erik: My dot coms are struggling due to lack of completion. When I get back to school they shall be up and running for good.
Gueto: That'll do it I suppose. Ok a serious question now..... Am I to sexy for my shoes?	Erik: Of course!
Gueto: I have taught you well. Ok with the G-Squad being a boy band and all I was wondering if you had any touring information for all the groupies out there, or if you would like to belt out a small tune for the honeys?	Erik: Well currently there are no touring plans but I would love to cover a song by one of me favorite artists Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it On" (hehehhe)
Gueto: Gooood answer. Now for out last question. You are a very busy man Big E. On top of all these earlier stated groups and businesses you also are the Entertainment director of DUncan. A position givin to you I believe by the owner of DUncan a mister.... Brandon Pollet. What is it like to have some much responsiablity in the town of DUncan, and do you have any big entertainment plans in store?	Erik: I am highly honored to have obtained this position and I am doing my best to enforce the "Full Fun" policy that I have instituted and it is going very well so far. And by the way BP I haven't recieved my check that you promised me for this job.
Gueto: Well I'm sure he will have that taken care of shortly, and finally, if you were on a desert island and could only take 2 things, one person, and some jello with you(cause there is always room for jello). What would they be?	Erik: I would take Pink Bunny and a set of swimming trunks. The person would be, ummmm, I think you know.
Gueto: You know I do, but I'm not so sure that SuperBitch19 would fare so well on a desert island, his old skin would probably fall off from being in the tool shed for so long. Now in conclusion, do you think that school will be fun this year?	Erik: Yes. I will not have to share my bed with anybody. And I think you all know what I mean.
Gueto: Dang mescans.. I mean... nevermind, and to sum it all up do you have any words of wisdom or comments for the peeps out there?	Erik: "Do not bask in the glow of your own good deeds. You may get a sunburn."
Gueto: How true that is..... and if that happens only the aloe vera lotion of humility can save you. I would like to thank BIG E for all his crazy time, and I would like to say hi to Yahnasa, one of the dancers on the boat. hehehehhe Long Live the G-Squad
This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.