Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

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So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right it is time for the daily craziness. Today's crazy news is something that has been on my mind for a few days now, but I had promised myself I would keep quiet about it. I've been fighting it, fighting it, fighting it, and I just can't fight it anymore. I need to talk to all of you about a horrible that that has been going on in the Ghetto, Cat Juggling!!! I know, I know, take a breath, it's horrible. We have to do something about this cruel practice. I am currently looking into what can be done about this, by myself, the Slum Lord of the ghetto, and by you, the slums. Check back later today for a full explination of cat juggling and some informative pictures. Well as I promised here is the information on the cat juggling. Please do not view this page if you are offended easily, you have been warned. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Today's thing that sucks is a montage of various sucking things, enjoy You know what sucks? Moldy fruit, Moldy Vegetables, Vegetables, Melted Choclate, Melted Choclate in your car seats, N'Sync, EmeniminennGAY, South Town Pigs, I mean Cops, and Columns on webpages that are devoted to sucky things. Yeah that sucks.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Due to a mammoth number of requests (read 1). Today's Daily hot Chick is none other than that teen princess Christina Aguilera. I also have a Special photo of Christina with some G-Squad members, so be sure to check it out too.

Crazy Random Quote Our Quote from Yesterday was from the hit 80's movie "Ferris Bulers Day Off" and our lucky winner for yesterday is Cody Pollet . Congratulations Cody you are now in the lead of the points race with a staggering 5 points total. Good Job. Today's crazy quote is from a wonderful movie. Send me an email telling me what movie this is from and you'll get riches, love, and fame. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...we're gonna get him the hell, outta there."

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.