Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

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So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right it is time for the daily craziness. Today's news is simply that today is Saturday. I encourage everyone to go outside and recapture your youth. Hunt butterflies, play with your dogg, smell the roses. Or if you happen to have a pool, say at a ranch, in say the greater Lenapah metropolitian area. If you have all that you should simply go swimming, and if you do call all your friends, or at least all of those that live in Gueto's Ghetto Also I have had a request to add a "hottie guy" to the daily hot chick area of the page. Now I'm not into transvestites but if my readers want to see some "hottie guy" dressed up to look like a daily chick then I suppose I should provide that. Let me know what you think. Or post it for all to see on the guestbook/message board/graffiti wall here. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. There is only one thing that sucks today. Not getting to go swimming when it is hot as hizeck outisde! I guess I'll just have to try and keep cool in the house and lookin at this lovely picture of Jessica Biel, which will be hard what with here being SO DANG HOT.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Whazzzzzzup. I am bringing to the daily hot chick today a young lady that isn't quite as athletic as Anna, or quite as talented vocally as Christina, but that doesn't make her any less hot now does it? No I thought not. Patrons feast your eyes on Jessica Biel, she plays on 7th Heaven. I don't know anything about the show but I think I am going to have to start watching it from now on. hehehheh

Crazy Random Quote The Quote Yesterday was from a hugely popular movie, maybe you have heard of it "Saving Private Ryan". You would think that with such a well known movie someone would have guessed the quote but nobody did. You're disappointing me people, come on now. You know you want to be at the top of the scoreboard and the envy of all your friends. So maybe someone will be able to guess this one. Good Lord I hope so Today's crazy quote is not from movie but a TV show that I loved to watch as a little tike. Send me an email telling me the name of the TV show this is from and you'll get riches, love, and fame. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...what you talking bout Willis?"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.