Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

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So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Today is a slow day for news, being as it's Sunday and all. But I do have a lead on an amazing breakthrough in science that I feel will effect us all. So check back tomorrow for this exclusive story. Also I have had a request to add a "hottie guy" to the daily hot chick area of the page. Now I'm not into transvestites but if my readers want to see some "hottie guy" dressed up to look like a daily chick then I suppose I should provide that. Let me know what you think. Or post it for all to see on the guestbook/message board/graffiti wall here. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. You know what sucks? When you are laying in your waterbed with a lovely female companion at about 3:30 at night, and the ATF comes barging in your door waving their guns talking some noise about you runnin guns to the west coast. Well then the only thing to do is grab your lovely female companion and take her hostage so you can get away from the pigs. Chances are she gonna get shot and then you have to find a place to bury her and all.... and all you wanted was to have a little fun.... Yeah that sucks.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick was a young-un so today I decided to choose someone that is alittle more "mature." Nell McAndrew is a british model that is best know as one of the Lara Croft models, she also..... does it really matter? No I didn't think so, she's HOT, that's all that matters. Oh and the fact that she is quoted as saying, "I don't usually sunbathe nude on holiday, but I do normally go topless." doesn't hurt either. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go plan my holiday.

Crazy Random Quote Our Quote Yesterday was a wonderful sucess. Many people emailed me with the correct answer of Different Strokes. but only one of you gets any points. Matt West, being the cool-daddy funkman that he is, won our contest yesterday and he takes the lead on the scoreboard because yesterday was a double scoring day. Who knows how many points we will be giving away today. So get to emailing me with the answers people. Today's crazy quote is a little bit harder than the quote from yesterday, but it pretty much has to be. This one is from my favorite movie, and I'm sure it's your favorite too. Send me an email telling me the name of this amazing piece of film and you'll get a hickey. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...hello! My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.