Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

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So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. As I promised you Yesterday I have an amazing scientific story to share with you all today. This story ran on yahoo news a few days ago for about 30 minutes before it disappeared from the internet altogether for reasons unknown. I saved the story however and I have had my sources researching this all weekend. What they have found will astound you. I have uncovered a mock-up, from NASA, of a new space shuttle based on the findings in the story above. I will post this picture along with an explination later today. Make sure you check out the new Crazy Word Dictionary today. As promised here is the world exclusive first look at the new Faster than Light Shuttle Pertaining to the "hottie guy of the day" being added to the site for the ladies. I have recieved numerous emails about this topic and I have decided that I will try this out for awhile and see how it goes over. So all you ladies out there, look for the "Daily Hottie Guy" to be posted here in the Ghetto soon. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. You know what sucks? When you go to Tulsa and buy a brand-spankin new DVD kit, for your already kick-booty computer, and then work on the stupid thing for 2 full days, miss all the weekend excitement, don't go anywhere, don't party, nothing, and then on Monday the DANG THING STILL WON'T WORK! Yeah that sucks.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick was............ well she was H-O-T-T hot, and today is no different. Keeping with our more "mature" theme today's virtual vixen is Susan Ward. Now for those of you that know me, you know that I stay on top of the hot chick situation(Pun intended), but this girl was a new one on me. She has been modeling since she was 13, she is 24 now, and apparently has always been hot as hizeck. I think I'm slippin. She is staring in the new movie The In Crowd, a movie that I wasn't going to watch, before today that is. I have another pic of Susan here but it is a little more tasteful so I decided not to put it on the main page. But I highly recommend it.

Crazy Random Quote Our Quote Yesterday was a quite a race. Seems that everyone decided to send in there answer at about the same time, but Grantdogg got it first, either because he is that good or just because he has a kick-booty computer like me and it emailed faster. No matter why his email got here first Grantdogg still got the right answer of Da Princess Bride. Since yesterday was Stock Quote point day G-dogg gets 7 and 3/16 points, which puts him in second place on the scoreboard. Who knows how many points we will be giving away today. So get to emailing me with the answers people. Oh and even though it was advertised I am not giving Grant a hickey Today's crazy quote is a change in pace, instead of a movie or TV show we are simply quoting a song today. A rather new rap/hip-hop/urban song that is "blowin up the wack charts like my 9 in a ghat storm" so good luck. Send me an email telling me the name of this crazy wack funk you'll get the hickey that is left over from yesterday. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "...shimy shimy double up, listen to em wow, light it up n take a puff, pass it to me now." Here is another quote from the song just to help y'all. "...let me in ah, let me in ah, Bill Gates Donald Trump let me in ah"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.