Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

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Peek in on Ask Gueto, or else. Mwhahahaha

Peep the WWW Interview with T-Dogg, it's rad man.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. What is up my brothers and sistas? Are ya feelin good? Are ya feelin sexy? Well you should be, because today is national sexy day here in the Ghetto. So put on your skimpiest clothes and parade around town, and make sure you come by my project if you are a hottie. Why you ask? Because you can, that's why. We have a special treat for you today, the great G-Squader, T-Dogg has lend us his busy time for an interview and it's posted here, but be warned this is the T-dogg in all his unedited glory, so if you are upsetted by harsh language and extreme pimpedness then don't go in. But for the rest of you delve into the mind of a maniac, maniac pimp, that is. Teenie Hottie Guy You asked for it, you got it, Toyota. No that's not it I mean you got the hottie Guy of the day. Today however we start it off with the Teenie Hottie Guy of the day. This is Colton the little G-Squad woman getter, I mean mascot. Yeah that's it mascot. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Life Sucks. Story at 11.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick was nice but today I had to get a G-squad favorite. Denise Richards has been a longtime favorite of mine and I decided to put her beautiful visage on the webpage for today, there was just one problem. I couldn't decide which picture to put on here. So today you get a twoferone (as they say in DUncan) deal, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Crazy Random Quote Our Quote Yesterday was a good-un(also another DUncan term) alot of you crazy peeps got the right answer of (drum-roll please) Twister good job everybody. But unfortunatly I can only give one of you the points(there is no limit on the Hickey's though so email me) and the lucky winner is none other than Joey aka RosellaJo. Yesterday was british point conversion day so Joey gets 124 point/pounds! Which with today's exchange rate only equals out to 6 points, but that's still good enough for 3rd place on the scoreboard. Who knows how many points we will be giving away today. So get to emailing me with the answers people. And Joey, your hickey is on it's way to Canada as we speak. Today's crazy quote is once again from a movie, a recent John Travolta movie actually, no not that crazy new sci-fi that noone saw. That's right today's quote comes from mister Saturday night fever himself, well him and the other guy that is in the shot with him but you get the idea. Here goes, good luck people. Send me an email telling me what movie this is from and you'll get to do a little something special with Denise Richards..... or me, your choice. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "....worse than rape, what's worse than rape? Well when you figure that out you'll know everything won't you. "

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.