Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Peek in on Ask Gueto, or else. Mwhahahaha

Peep the WWW Interview with T-Dogg, it's rad man.

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Welcome to another beautiful day in da hood. Actually it's raining but hey I love rain so it's all good. Not to much going on in the crazy news department today. We will have a message board up by the end of the day, for all you crazy peeps to go and message me, eachother, or just random peeps. There should also a chat room up before the end of the day as well. So check back later and get your chat on. NEWS FLASH My sources have just told me that today is the birthday of the one, the only BIG E. That's right people, his e-ness entered this world at 5 P.M. 21 years ago today. So everybody send BIG E your crazy congrats and birthday-like stuff. Happy birthday homes, and peace out. Teenie Hottie Guy I'm sorry to all the ladies but there is no hottie guy today, teenie or otherwise. I just couldn't stand to have any other guy's pic next to my baby (Katie Holmes) so the Hottie guy of the day has been put on hold till tomorrow. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Today's sucky thing is fresh in my mind because it happened this morning. You know what sucks? When you set your crazy loud as heck and twice as annoying alarm clock to go off in the morning so you can go to work, but it doesn't go off er something and you sleep in so instead of waking up at 6:30 to go to work you get up at 8:00!! Yeah that sucks.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick was HOTT because of her amazing shape, big lips, big eyes, and big..... hair, er something. Today's Hot Chick however is HOTT for very different reasons. Katie Holmes is so freakin cute that she just lulls me to sleep, I just get a stupid look on my face and stare at the TV whenever Dawson's Creek is on, most of you probably know what I am talking about. Because of a huge outpouring of graditude at the twoferone deal yesterday I have extended it into today as well. So everyone enjoy your dos Katie Holmes pics. Ok here is another one, I couldn't help myself.

Crazy Random Quote Our Quote Yesterday presented me with a problem. You see the first person to give the right answer of The General's Daughter was Joey aka RosellaJo but before she sent in the right answer she sent in a wrong answer. Then MommaPollet answered it right on her first try, but JanaD also got it right, and she asked so nicely, even though she called me chunky on the guestbook, and she will pay for that. What was I to do? Who should get the points? Well all I can say is it's a good thing yesterday was triple points day, this way I can give everyone some points and everyone is happy. Damn I'm good. Check out the scoreboard to see how everyone is doing, and remember that on August 24th the leader on the point board gets a special sur-prise. Who knows how many points we will be giving away today. So get to emailing me with the answers people. Here's another movie quote peeps, Today's quote is from a wonderful movie that I used to watch as a kid but you can't rent it in the ville anymore, our stupid blockbuster is to new. So if anyone has this movie at home let me know cause I want to come over and watch it. Send me an email telling me what movie this is from and you'll get that Hickey that I didn't give out yesterday. Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "....Heeeeeey youuuuuuuuu guyyyyyyyys!"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.