Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Peek in on Ask Gueto, or else. Mwhahahaha

Story Time with Gueto

Peep the WWW Interview with T-Dogg, it's rad man.

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. Yo, Yo, Yo it's the G ta the U ta the E ta the T ta the O. Here to hit you wit dis bran new flow. Sorry that was the ODB in me, he's always acting up. Anyways what is up everyone? Today we have another new addition to the site Story Time with Gueto. That's right Gueto da Killer Pimp is here to share some heartwarming stories with everyone in the Ghetto. Make sure you check that out. I would also like to annonce that there is a new site on the way for everyone to enjoy. www.G-Squad.com has just been secured and will be up and running in some form within the next week. Check back here for all the latest NEWS FLASH We here at the Ghetto have a story that we feel must be shared. It appears that Miss Christina Aguleria was attending a charity fundraiser the weekend before the British Open with mister Tiger Woods. Apparently Tiger told her that he has listened to her CD at least 100 times and that he loves her music. To this she responded that she was sorry she never watched him play before, she just couldn't get into TENNIS!!! Oh my goodness. If she hasn't so HOTT I would have some horrible things to say about her for that. But I'm sure you people will take care of it for me on the guestbook Teenie Hottie Guy I'm sorry to all the ladies but there is no hottie guy today, teenie or otherwise. Because if I couldn't stand to have a picture of a guy next to Katie Holmes I sure as heckfire couldn't stand to have one next to our beautiful lady today. Sorry to disappoint. Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. You know what sucks? When you were little and you would go clothes shopping with your mom and she would always tug on the crotch of your pants and announce at the top of her lungs. Sure is alot of extra room in the crotch. It's even worse when it happens now.....

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. Yesterday's Hot Chick was incrediably cute, not many people are cuter than Katie Holmes, except for today's Hot Chick. Rebecca Gayheart is amazingly beautiful, I can't get over it. I watched Urban Legends 84 times just to watch her, even if she was killing people I didn't care, she's to hot to hate. I was afraid to put more than one pic of her on the page because some people might go into hottie overload(but I went ahead and did it anyway), you can also go here for another one, hope you enjoy it. You know what? She looks like someone...... I just can't seem to put my finger on who, things that make you go, hummmmm?

Crazy Random Quote The Daily Quote here at the Ghetto has quickly become the most loved section of the site. I'm afraid, however, that I am making these to easy lately because everyone is getting them. So look for the quotes to start getting harder. Our Quote Yesterday was another problem to score. Sure I could just give the points to the first person to get it right but what about the people that can't get to the internet till the evening? It's not fair to them. So today we have three winners again, but they are ranked so they all get different points. 1st place goes to JanaD who got the right answer of Goonies almost right after I posted the dang thing, she gets 6 points and the Hickey. Our 2nd place winner gets his points for being informative, thebrockbottom not only got the right answer but told me who said it and what his role was in the movie, good job homes, the brockster gets 4 points. Our 3rd place winner Cody aka Og_Rednek gets crazy mad points for getting the answer and just for being crazy mad, but for all that craziness he only gets 2 points. So there you have it, check out the scoreboard to see how everyone is doing, and remember that on August 24th the leader on the point board gets a special sur-prise. Who knows how many points we will be giving away today. So get to emailing me with the answers people. Here's another movie quote peeps, The movie that Today's quote is from is one of my personal favorites, I mean this movie changed my life. I'm not going to say anymore than that though cause I have been giving away to many clues lately. Send me an email telling me what movie this is from and you'll get A NEW CAR!! Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "....I wanted to breathe smoke!"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.