Welcome to the Ghetto

If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

Check out my Guestbook......Right now Ho-Faces!!!

Peek in on Ask Gueto, or else. Mwhahahaha

Story Time with Gueto

Peep the WWW Interview with BRITNEY SPEARS

Come to the new crazy Message Board and see what is up in Da Hood.

So you say you haven't been visiting the Ghetto quite as often as you should huh? You missed yesterday didn't you? Well never fear Gueto is here. Just check out the Ghetto archives.

Crazy Mad News That's right kids, it's time for the daily craziness. What's up all. I know, I know, there was no new ghetto yesterday, don't worry though, the reports of my death are greatly exgerated.... er something. Anyways on with today's news, ummmm there is an election coming up I hear..... yeah, I'm thinking about running in it. I think President Gueto has a niiiiiiice ring to it. People have been saying that I would be a Republican, but I don't like being stuck into someone else's group, I like to make my own, my party will be the Pimpin Purists Party. There isn't enough pure pimpin in America anymore and I vow to bring this great tradition back for our youth. Let me know what you think or if you would like to contribute to the campaign. NEWS FLASH Check out Gueto's interview with Britney Spears right now! Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe. Things that Suck This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck. Things that suck... Things that suck, let me think. Ummmm work isn't cool, but you get paid so it's doesn't really suck. Ummmm taxes are bad, but they help fund stuff, so I guess they don't realy suck. Some people have a problem with the death penalty, but it only kills criminals, so that doesn't really suck. School is horrible, but..... well no wait, there is no upside to school is there. You pay them money to sit in a room and listen to some old, and quite frankly, stupid person tell you how things were way back when they went to school 20 years ago. So yeah SCHOOL SUCKS. Just go home and pay for the History Channel, it's cheaper and you don't have to ask to go to the bathroom.

Daily Hot Chick Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined. The other day's, since I didn't update yesterday, Hot Chick was purty nice. I mean Claire Danes is a hottie chick after all, but today... oh we have a special, special lady on the site today. Like her music or not Britney Spears is very, very, very, HOT. I rally like this first picture cause it's crazy, like me, and cause it shows of her belly ring, I loooove those. Make sure you check out my interview with Britney today, it is grrrrrreat! One more thing, I couldn't help it I had to put another Britney pic on here, so check it out too.

Crazy Random Quote Well I have good news and bad news, well not bad for everybody. Somebody finally got the quote, that is the good news. The other news, which is only bad for everyone else on the scoreboard is that JanaD send in the right answer of Fight Club and since she was already tied for first, the rest of you get to play catch up. But to make that easier this week is crazy mad points week. All the quotes this week will give you crazy mad points for answering them. You know you want that sur-prise on August 24th, and you might even get a little sumthun extra if ya know what I'm saying. So get to emailin me the answers, and may the force be with you (No that's not the quote). Not really, but I will put your name on the page and give you points, even though the points don't really matter, it's just a gag to hold the site together. "..the price is wrong b*tch"

Crazy Silly Links Oh yeah, some of the Craziest sites on the web can be found right here. So what are you waiting for get to gettin. Crazy Cody's Crazy Website A must see. 2Go-Fast.com This is the site I'm making this summer, and until it is finished it is kinda crazy. Grantdogg's Doghouse A crazy site where you can check up on all the doggy news and even revel in the greatness that is the G-Squad . Big E's NEW .com This is a personal favorite of mine, the one and only BIG E breaking it out with his very own .com. We're so proud of the little fella.

Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.