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Welcome back to the Ghetto my peeps

I would just like to welcome everyone to the Ghetto. It warms my heart to see you all back here again. If this is your first time to the ghetto then you are in for a treat. If you have been here before you may be in for an even bigger treat because this site used to suck really bad, and now it just sucks alittle. I hope you find all my crazy stuff entertaining and decide to come back here, and if you don't, come back anyway you'll get it eventuantly. So poke around and take a look at all the craziness that goes on in

Gueto's Ghetto

If you are having trouble remembering how cool the Ghetto was back in the day, just check out the Ghetto archives from the menu-thingy.



Crazy Mad News

WOW. It has been a REALLLY long time since I updated the page. Sorry about that guys. I would like to thank all the crazy peeps that signed the guestbook though. For the last 2 years this site hasn't been updated once but that didn't stop some of you. Big ups to my homies in Glasko, yo. Anyway, this is the part of the site where I school you to what is going down in the ghetto. That way you know what new interviews we have, like this great one of Big E. It also lets you know when there are new Ask Gueto letters, which are excellent by the way. So take a look at some of the older pages in the Archive and get ready, cause the Ghetto is back baby, yeah!

NEWS FLASH

Ok for those of you that remember the Ghetto of old, you know that I used to do a little playa hatin on Eminem. Well all that has changed my friends. I am not ashamed to say that I was wrong, Eminem is a bad-man. If you don't believe me just go to Kazaa or whatever and search for Renegade by Eminem, then listen to it, then realize that I am right, and quit hatin on a playa.

Just so you all know the Daily Hot Chick here at the Ghetto is an equal opportunity displayer. If you are a hot chick and would like your picture displayed here in the annuals of greatness just send it, along with a complete bio of yourself, to me and I will see what I can do. Thanks babe.

Things that Suck

This section of the site is devoted to, intrestingly enough, things that suck.
In the future this will probably have something that I think sucks, or that I know sucks. So for example, I might say. You know what sucks? And you will all be like, no Brandon, what sucks? And then I will tell you. Yeah it goes something like that usually. Actually, now that I think about it... This sucks. Agree, Agree?

Daily Hot Chick

Yeah you knew it was going to be here, I gotta have a hot chick everywhere I look. These pics are great windows backdrops too, if you are so inclined.
Our Last Hot Chick, Keri Russel graced the ghetto for a very, very long time. So today I have decided to bring in a fresh new face. Today's Hot Chick, Elisha Cuthbert is known for her wonderful role in last seasons 24. For those of you who didn't see the show, it was good I guess, er something... Ok so I only saw like one show, but from that one show I walked away knowing that Elisha is rally hot. So, enjoy.
That's how I wear my bikini too....
...there are just no words....



Email crazy me at og_gueto@yahoo.com with any craziness you think I should add, or if you just need to email someone because you are all messed up in the head like that, I'm here to help.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.