Story Time with Gueto
Howdy peoples, it's nice to see all your smiling faces, but you're going to have to stop smiling, all those gold teeth are blindin. Today we're going to have Story time here in the hood. I'm going to tell you a story about the pimpinest man to ever play the game. Gueto da Killer Pimp. So gather round the burning tires, the marshmellows are over there by the 40s. Sit back relax and enjoy this story from the ghetto.
In da Beginnin
Once upon a time in da hood there was a young G named Gueto. Gueto was a bangin homie from over on the East Side and he only cared bout one thang his money. One dizay Gueto was pimpin down by his local Kum and Go when he saw
the flyest honey ever, girl looked like a barbie doll come to life.
"Whasssssssup baby? You like this honky?"
"Ummm you know I do baby, you're that Gueto guy ain't you."
"You know it Barbie Doll Chick, Let's go kick it in my Penthouse."
And so with that Gueto and the Barbie Doll Chick jumped in his 4-door volvo and they head off for da Penthouse. Now when dey got to da Penthouse Gueto put his crazy mad GIO music and got out the 40s of Natty Light, cause that's all there is to drink in da ghetto. Everything seemed like it was set to blow up but somethin was wrong wit dis girl. She wanted to talk and "get to know" Gueto. Gueto, bein da Killer Pimp dat he is, didn't like dis to much. so he says.
"Look baby, You know you like da flava, what's wit all this stallin."
At this Barbie Doll Chick leaned close to Gueto and said. "I don't know I'm just kinda uncomfortable maybe if you had something to relax me."
"What you mean girl?"
"Look Gueto, I know you got some stuff up in here, just give me a little hit."
"What chu talking bout, phillis"?
Now da Barbie Doll Chick was all gettin mad and leanin real close to Gueto.
"I know you've got some drugs up here Gueto, just offer me some."
Gueto realizing what wuz going on exclaimed
"Wait a minute..... are you some kind of FED?!?">
As soon as Gueto said that someone started bangin on his door.
"This is the ATF Mister Gueto, you're under arrest. Come out with your hands up."
"You never take me alive coppers, heh I always wanted to say dat."
"Don't hurt me Gueto I was only doin my job, they gave me alot of money to try and set you up."
"It aight baby, here did is my celly number, give me a call when you ain't a snitch no mores, cause you fine as hizeck."
So with that Gueto was up off his pink chafon couch and runnin fer the window. Right as he jumped through the window the cops busted in and found Barbie Doll chick sittin on the couch alone.
"Where did he go girl?"
"He jumped out the window, I couldn't stop him he is to strong and manly."
"He jumped out of a 12th story window? He'll never survive that."
The officers said as they ran over to the window. But as they looked out on the pavement below expecting to see a bloddy smear all they saw was Gueto soaring to saftey with his Pimpin Parachute that he stored in his special edition G-Squad wifebeater. The last thing that the pigs saw of Gueto that night was him gliding in the darkness above his Ghetto with a 40 of Natty light and a big gold toothed grin on his face.