Story Time with Gueto
The Story continues..... Yeah that's right Gueto is always into something, which is why he has such a crazy story. In case you missed last weeks installment you can read it here. Ready? Then gather round as I tell of Gueto's first meeting with the T-dogg....
T-Dogg's Game
As the story ended last week, Gueto and GrandMaster C were dancing the night away with some honeys with the plans of finding the one called T-dogg with the coming of the morning.
As the sun rises on another wonderful Ghetto day our two heros.....Sleep
As the morning comes and brings all the wonderful trappings of a new day our heros....Sleep.
As Lunch comes, and goes our heros..SLeep.. Ok did I say they were going to look for the T-dogg in the morning? I ment late afternoon.
4:30 pm.
GrandPlaster C.. wake up man...we's got to be lookin fer T-Dogg
Aight, Aight I guess it wouldn't be coo to sleep till the night.
You got that right.... ah man now I'm doin it too
What you say? I can't hear this early in the day
Nevermind.... get ready
And so Gueto and GrandMaster C get there pimpin fresh gear on to go and search for the infamous T-Dogg. They jumped in Gueto's 4 do Volvo and headed for the basketball courts of Compton.
You sure he plays ball in Compton GC?
Yeah this boy is tight, he can play so he has the right
Aight man I think that is going to get reeeealy annoying.
I don't know what you're talking, but if it's such a big deal I'll get to walking.
Aight, Aight I'll live with it.
So Gueto pulled his 4 do Volvo up to the courts and they both got out of the car at the same time, it looked like something from a movie, the wind was blowing behind them and it made them look very important then.... a bird pooped on GC's head.
Awww man a bird pooped on my head, if I had my glock you can bet it'd be dead.
HEHEHE stay here and clean up I'll go get this T-dogg.
So as GC tried to get the poop out of his hair, Gueto went pimpin around the courts until he found the T.
Aight, it's 21/21 next point wins.
And as soon as he said this T-dogg was off on a mad dribblin spree as he ran around the court and the defenders... when the dust finally settled from T-dogg's display he has hanging from the rim backwards as the ball fell down from the hoop.
That's it ladies, pay up.
That was pretty good, but I hope you dance better than you play ball Gueto said to try and lure T-Dogg into his trap.
I know you aren't talking to me pimpdaddy(people call Gueto this because he is so pimpish, it is like a natural reflex, most people don't even know they do it afterward) cause I will ball you all up and down this court and then pop out the crazy fresh dance moves on your head.
Come get some.
And so T-dogg and Gueto started a ball game that has since been only spoken of in hushed tones and hurried voices. It is said that all the games on the other courts stopped so the players could watch this amazing display of raw power and ball playing skill.
No one knows what the final score was, or even who won for sure... those that watched it never talked about the game.. and they all seemed to stop playing the game after that fateful day so they are hard to find. But what we do know is that after the
game drew to a close, T-Dogg followed Gueto everywhere the pimp went, droppin fresh dance moves and ballin bustas at the drop of a hat... Gueto never had to play ball to win a bet again.. they never got past the T-Dogg.
Just as the game ended and Gueto and T-dogg were headed back to da Volvo GC came running up with really wet hair.
Hey guys how did it go, is this guy worthy of our show?
Yeah he's aight, now let's get to da penthouse and plan our next move.... we gotta find us a poster boy... you know someone that the little girls can be all about...
I know just the guy, his name is GrantDogg, and little girls find him irresistable. T-Dogg said in a wowed tone of voice.
Aight then tomorrow we find GrantDogg, what is it with all the Dogg crap I mean really, Oh well at least you don't rap everything.
Hey are you pokin fun, cause if you are you better run. I'm the baddest dude on the block, and I can make any joint rock.
He doesn't do this all the time does he?Asked T-Dogg
You'll see... let's go find some honey fellas
So the G-Squad Boy Band was coming together now.. with a dance coregrapher and a poster boy on the way things are looking up for the group. But little did they know what awaited them at GrantDogg's Ranch....