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Wednesday's Wacky Weekly lnterviews

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Wednesday's Wacky Weeky Interviews

Our first interview comes from a wonderful young man, that not only has Style to spare, but is also down to earth and in touch with his feminine(?) side. Tyler and I met for this interview at a ritzy Manhattan night club, and exchanged questions of martini's, it's a hard job but someone has to do it folks. So everyone give a warm welcome to Tyler Roberts aka T-Dogg. Gueto's questions will be marked in blue and T-Dogg's answers will be marked in red.

Gueto:
Aight let's get the easy one's out of the way. Would you please state your full name and title?
Tyler:
Tyler Coy Roberts aka t-Dogg

Gueto:
I hear that you are a member of a group/boy band called the G-Squad. Would you explain for all the peeps out there what the G-Squad is, and what it mean to you?
Tyler:
Established during the blistering winter of '99, the G-Squad started out with a single common thread of "Greeks Ain't Shit!" Five young men embarked on a journey to reveal to the world how useless and quite frankly how pathetic the male greek system can be. We believed as one that a young man needs not to be greek in order to get laid. We not only believed but we conquered the myth. the G-Squad represents all that is great about this great country. We represent the power of the non-greek. The G-Squad means everything to me. It got me out of rehab and started me in my new life. you may have heard people say that they don't know where they would be without_________ (fill in the blank), for Tyler you can put "G-Squad" on the blank to whcich you should fill. The old passed and the new came to be. Thank you fellow G-Squad members, you know who you are.

Gueto:
That was beautiful, just a second man let me wipe my eyes..... So, I hear you have a crazy chick. How can a swingin G-Squader like yourself stand to be in a managamas.... steady realtionship?
Tyler:
Manogamy, what a silly word. If you would take a sec to notice, the spelling to which you provided begins with "man". Enough said.

Gueto:
You are so deep Tyler. In that light, have you got any lately?
Tyler:
I perfer not to say that I have "got any latley." I would rather phrase it by saying that I have "satisfied very much latley."

Gueto:
Nice, nice. It's always good to hear a fellow G-Squad member upholding the charter. Now how is the summer treating you?
Tyler:
This summer has made me it's bitch. 40 hour work weeks, suck donkey ball sweat weather, and Southwestern Bell sucks my ass.

Gueto:
Well, alrighty then! In the future a simple good or bad will surfice. Next question, what do you have in your pockets right now? If nothing, are you naked?
Tyler:
The contents of my pockets include a cell phone, which is constantly blowin up, as well as a ring of keys. One of the keys is the key to the Penthouse where everyone is welcome and the first drink is always on Ben.

Gueto:
Interesting. Now for a very serious question. Do you think I am to sexy for my shirt?
Tyler:
With the chest you have, I am going to have to say no.

Gueto:
Hey! you haven't seen my chest lately, I've been working out. That's ok though, I can see how you would be confused, this is a very sexy shirt. Alrighty, could you freestyle a few lines for all the groupies out there that love your funky dope lovin?
Tyler:

Sit back...relax and let me sooth your soul. You gonna get a taste of the T-Dogg Flow. I would give it up which becomes my next hit. But you ain't heard nothing until you heard "da Clit!"
Da Clit?
Da Clit!
Oh, Da Clit!

Gueto:
Boy dat's right, you know dat's right. Now, If you were on a desert island and you could only take 2 things, 1 person and some jello with you(you have to have Jello) what would you take?
Tyler:
The two things I would take would be some floaties and an autograph picture of N'sync so in case of natives I could show off. The person whom I would spend my time with would have to be Denise Richards.

Gueto:
Tru dat. What is going on in the mind of the T-Dogg right now?
Tyler:
Instead of finishing this paper work, I am attempting to finish it with pure mind power. I have been at it for a couple days, but you must believe for it to work. Come on, let us all believe together. HHHMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Gueto:
Well homes it's about that time, that babe over there is eyin my pretty heavy and I need to go do some shmlackin, if ya know what I'm sayin. So finally, Do you have any parting words to the peeps out there?
Tyler:
Fly ass parties at the penthouse when everyone gets back into town. And I forgot to mention him earlier so I hope he doesn't get upset, but the G-Squad has gelled under the toolage of the master.......Master Yoda. Props to the Master!

Gueto:
I also send out some props to his Jediness. Thanks for the interview Tyler. I'll catch ya at the Penthouse for my free Ben drink after I get this honey. Long Live the G-Squad.

This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.

Gueto: Aight let's get the easy one's out of the way. Would you please state your full name and title?	Tyler: Tyler Coy Roberts aka t-Dogg
Gueto: I hear that you are a member of a group/boy band called the G-Squad. Would you explain for all the peeps out there what the G-Squad is, and what it mean to you?	Tyler: Established during the blistering winter of '99, the G-Squad started out with a single common thread of "Greeks Ain't Shit!" Five young men embarked on a journey to reveal to the world how useless and quite frankly how pathetic the male greek system can be. We believed as one that a young man needs not to be greek in order to get laid. We not only believed but we conquered the myth. the G-Squad represents all that is great about this great country. We represent the power of the non-greek. The G-Squad means everything to me. It got me out of rehab and started me in my new life. you may have heard people say that they don't know where they would be without_________ (fill in the blank), for Tyler you can put "G-Squad" on the blank to whcich you should fill. The old passed and the new came to be. Thank you fellow G-Squad members, you know who you are.
Gueto: That was beautiful, just a second man let me wipe my eyes..... So, I hear you have a crazy chick. How can a swingin G-Squader like yourself stand to be in a managamas.... steady realtionship?	Tyler: Manogamy, what a silly word. If you would take a sec to notice, the spelling to which you provided begins with "man". Enough said.
Gueto: You are so deep Tyler. In that light, have you got any lately?	Tyler: I perfer not to say that I have "got any latley." I would rather phrase it by saying that I have "satisfied very much latley."
Gueto: Nice, nice. It's always good to hear a fellow G-Squad member upholding the charter. Now how is the summer treating you?	Tyler: This summer has made me it's bitch. 40 hour work weeks, suck donkey ball sweat weather, and Southwestern Bell sucks my ass.
Gueto: Well, alrighty then! In the future a simple good or bad will surfice. Next question, what do you have in your pockets right now? If nothing, are you naked?	Tyler: The contents of my pockets include a cell phone, which is constantly blowin up, as well as a ring of keys. One of the keys is the key to the Penthouse where everyone is welcome and the first drink is always on Ben.
Gueto: Interesting. Now for a very serious question. Do you think I am to sexy for my shirt?	Tyler: With the chest you have, I am going to have to say no.
Gueto: Hey! you haven't seen my chest lately, I've been working out. That's ok though, I can see how you would be confused, this is a very sexy shirt. Alrighty, could you freestyle a few lines for all the groupies out there that love your funky dope lovin?	Tyler: Sit back...relax and let me sooth your soul. You gonna get a taste of the T-Dogg Flow. I would give it up which becomes my next hit. But you ain't heard nothing until you heard "da Clit!" Da Clit? Da Clit! Oh, Da Clit!
Gueto: Boy dat's right, you know dat's right. Now, If you were on a desert island and you could only take 2 things, 1 person and some jello with you(you have to have Jello) what would you take?	Tyler: The two things I would take would be some floaties and an autograph picture of N'sync so in case of natives I could show off. The person whom I would spend my time with would have to be Denise Richards.
Gueto: Tru dat. What is going on in the mind of the T-Dogg right now?	Tyler: Instead of finishing this paper work, I am attempting to finish it with pure mind power. I have been at it for a couple days, but you must believe for it to work. Come on, let us all believe together. HHHMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Gueto: Well homes it's about that time, that babe over there is eyin my pretty heavy and I need to go do some shmlackin, if ya know what I'm sayin. So finally, Do you have any parting words to the peeps out there?	Tyler: Fly ass parties at the penthouse when everyone gets back into town. And I forgot to mention him earlier so I hope he doesn't get upset, but the G-Squad has gelled under the toolage of the master.......Master Yoda. Props to the Master!
Gueto: I also send out some props to his Jediness. Thanks for the interview Tyler. I'll catch ya at the Penthouse for my free Ben drink after I get this honey. Long Live the G-Squad.
This is that disclaimer thingy, all material on this site may not be mine but gosh dangit I am gonna claim it until someone tells me I can't so don't you be stealing any of "my" stuff without at least giving me credit aighty. I'm glad we understand eachother.